I have officially arrived at the LAST U.S. EXIT. Tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn I board a plane bound for...Jersey (gotcha!) Really, I do. I have an extremely short, slightly nail-biting layover in Newark. In my U.S./Mexico analogy, I equate this layover with the "U-TURN TO U.S." sign that allows drivers who missed the LAST U.S. EXIT just one more chance to sneak home while exempting border patrol from strip searches and paperwork. I hope that you will NOT hear from me in Newark, as this would probably indicate that I missed my connection and am now bored and angry in the Newark airport on standby. I hope that the next time I post to this blog, I will be in Athens.
Haley is now at Camp Bow Wow. The decision to take her there was cemented when I learned of the $1.99 iPhone app that enables me to watch her playing with the other dogs in real time from Egypt.
I dropped her off this morning. She didn't seem to mind - she was too excited to go play. I, on the other hand, bawled like a little girl, having never been away from her for this long since she first rescued me at the Helen Woodward Animal Shelter. I have utilized my new iPhone app a few times at work today, and I have come to the conclusion that Haley's former separation anxiety has transferred itself to me.